Coffee With a Side of Shit – Tim at Cafe Eclectic

Tim at Eclectic


I walk into Cafe Eclectic and take my usual seat at the bar. Tim walks over. “Coffee? Cream?” “Yes, please.” “How did I guess, you’re so predictable. Let me guess, chicken and pineapple sandwich too. Do you ever change anything you do?”


I ask for coffee and get a side of shit with it.


It just wouldn’t be the same without it.