The Reason I Rented This House Four Years Ago – Film Scans

I like front porches. Four years ago, when Alpha Newberry and I were looking for a house, I said any house we get must have a porch. I wouldn’t even consider a house that didn’t. So Alpha calls me up and says I need to come see this place. “Does it have a porch?” I ask. “Well, no. But you should come see it.” I reluctantly agreed. I walked through the house, nodding and saying, “Yes, yes, this is very nice. However, there’s no porch!” Then I walked into the kitchen. I saw this stove and the words escaped my mouth before I even knew what I was doing, “How much should I write the check for?”


This sucker is a six eye, Garland Commercial Range. It’s beautiful.